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Another example of Android being cute. Excerpts from:  Proper use cases for Android UserManager.isUserAGoat() . The short answer: there are no proper use cases. "Used to determine whether the user making this call is subject to teleportations. Returns whether the user making this call is a goat. " "Incidentally, Chrome also has a "Goats Teleported" internal statistic. Presumably, it's some sort of internal name for a memory management technique." Yeah, because when I think memory, I think of goats and teleportation. Well, maybe teleportation, but goats? Seriously, this has no use in programming, it's just so you can feel like you're in the know with nerd humor. If you think this is funny, you can search for more, or continue reading this .  Or these: Mowing with goats  and  The goats are baaaahk

To think of Wednesday as hump day is to look upon work as something you have to and don't want to do. Mercury and Odin deserve better, but then again, so do we. Thank you 1965. http://www.dictionary.com/e/wednesday/